Funniest thing I've heard/seen all day:
Mike Newton: Okay, I need to go home.
Jacob Black: *shakes head*
Mike Newton: What's your problem? I was feeling sick before the movie.
Jacob Black: Right now you're my problem. *gets up all angry like* Feeling sick? Well, maybe you should go to the hospital! Or I can make you go to the hospital!
I was all... "
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