一天蚊子跟螳螂去偷看一女的洗澡

蚊子很自豪的說︰
看，十年前我在她胸前叮了兩口，
現下腫的這麽大了；

螳螂不服氣的說:
那有什麼，我十年前在她兩腿間劈了一刀，
至今還每個月都在流血……

01. Spring Cleaning my Room
02. Quit Sm**e heh heh
03. Sent my bumble bee for make over
04. Reduce my debth by 20%
05. Visit swimming pool 100 times.. ($2x100=$200)
06. Get a New Hand Phone
07. Bring Yoshi to School
08. Learn How to Swim Butterfly stoke
09. Sleep Early. latest By 11pm (unless there live liverpool match)
10. Dun Late for Work !! haha try my ( Read more... )

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我说了离别不会伤悲
这是我对你唯一的欺骗

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90年代，經典中的經典...!!! 

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