There is a hole in my arm.

It looks like nothing, but it hurts like a bitch.


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Another wonderful weekend spent with my gangsta friends. We really outdid ourselves this time... we made a gangsta club! I'm going to warn you right now, it's dumb and offensive, don't get salty (we don't actually MEAN it ( Read more... )

I gave up Nick Lachey to become lesbian and stalked by Monie. I don't think a trust fund and a corvette is too much to ask for.

I had a good weekend. It's been a good week. Yay for me...sleeping 16 consecutive hours is a difficult process, but someone has to do it ( Read more... )

You Are the Very Gay Winnie the Pooh!


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Ok, so these people I don't know (or like) decided to come over, eat all my food, and refused to leave.

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Alright, so it's been a good week. I'm sure there are details, but I just don't remember them ( Read more... )

This is for all my stalkers out there. You know who you are ( Read more... )

I'm slowing turning into my dad. No joke ( Read more... )

In case anyone cares...my weekend was great ( Read more... )