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I WILL NOT GRANT YOU THE NOVELTY OF LJ-CUT, MY WINGS CANT BEAR THE BURDEN.

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i got so drunk on ben's birthday i got slapped into tomorrow.

i love spending time with my friends.

especially when theyre more unstable than i am.

soon i will post pictures about all the getting laid that happened in montreal...

and then i will take you to a dark corner and jizz my jungle jizz on your neck.

oh yeh.

today i smoked up with when_sedated. she is one hawt momma, i'm gonna shack up with a french chick while i am here, i can just feel it. i cant fight this feeling anymore.

i wanna make out with you and all of your friends,
and their beings of worship.

oh yeh.

i dont like dogs, they smell my coochie,
if i had one.

oh yeh,
i got to see tina tonight, she snuck me into hawksley workman with her.

she is a dream, she makes me want to be all monogamous, hey!
it was a steamy night.

hawksley is my kinda man, thrusting and kicking like that.
i wish i could hit his high notes.

i got into a heated argument with millar tonight.

he makes me cry on the inside.

but i have sweet dreams about mantling myself on a crest spinbrush.

i got to do christmas shopping today.
i am awesome at christmas shopping.

who's gonna be on my naughty list this year!

oh yeh!

hi i'm jungle duck.
today i got to sneak on the bus for free.

anyway, i have issues and i hope you want to have sex with me.

i've been really lonely lately.

i cant wait to see you, i want a cigarrette.