I can't make up my mind for the life of me. It drives me completely nuts! (haha, nuts....mmmm, nuts ( Read more... )

What the fucking hell is wrong with men?!? Can they not keep their incredibly small dicks in their pants?!?! I guess we’re just asking too much from them.

Watched Donnie Darko again, it puts me in a deathy mood.

For onces in my life, i want to talk to my mom....and by talk i mean bitch the fucking day lights out of her. I wish she would die ( Read more... )

So i was looking at myself in the mirror last night for almost an hour, thinking of things i could do to change my look; i still want to chop off all my hair and dye it a really funky color but we all know my dad would never go for that. I also realized how "fat" i am. So as of today i'm going to start working out...must get my butt hard again ( Read more... )

did I say that I loathe you?
did I say that I want to
leave it all behind?
i can't take my mind off of you
my mind

I need to join some really awesome clubs, anybody know of a few?

I LOVE how Dove makes my hair smell...MMMMMM!!!

tonight i bid the world farewell
it is for you that i will fly higher then i've ever been.
tonight i'm gonna let it all hang out
and you will know the meaning when i say 'it's over'
tonight there wont be killing time
tomorrow, tomorrow is already gone.
and you wont hold me in your arms
why wont you hold me in your arms?
let us fly up to the milky way
let ( Read more... )

Don't you just love cheap clothes?!?! I got this really cute skirt from Gap for 17 bucks!!! "I'm in Heaven, I'm in Heaven...."

My horoscope for today was really stupid, someone please tell me how this is predicting my future "Ever see your brother/friend/neighbor out of the corner of your eye and think, 'gosh, I just spotted Elvis' only to realize ( Read more... )

Why do the two guys i like have to be mean whores? We kind of knew Cameron was one, but sweet sweet Ross? Where is the humanity?

I can't wait till i start working, someone needs to go on a major shopping spree with me.

I need to dye my hair.

ATTENTION! I, Susan A. Tix, have started a fund that everyone should contribute to. It's called "Susan's Camera Fund". If you have any spare change that is burning a hole in your pocket, i would be pleased to take it from you. If you do contribute, I’ll send you a cute little thank you card too, SO GIVE ME YOUR MONEY DAMN IT ( Read more... )

Holy F'in Cow!!!

I just ate something with 51g of fat!!!!

...it's times like these i wish i was bulimic.

I AM NO LONGER A CHICKEN!