Comments | junk_robot: hELLO ......did you seee the KGB??????

junk_robot

hELLO ......did you seee the KGB??????

Jun 03, 2002 18:38

hELLO..... .. .. i am working on aaaaa tOP secret projecT.... . .. ..i am constructing a clone of myself to opeRate the micro super computer .... . ...while i'm away on bussiness....blooop..... . . .. .he will not look like me but inside ... ... .he will be identicle... . . ..i also need more processors oscillating in my traveling rock band...... ( Read more... )

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!!! analog_206 June 3 2002, 16:08:50 UTC

No KGB alerts for Seattle, Wa. You might be safe here.

Re: !!! junk_robot June 3 2002, 16:20:26 UTC

agent 206! thank you fffff for the report..... .. hopefully when broKe_bot and i go on tour when can come visit this seattle/wA place ,but who will man the micro super computer>????

Re: !!! analog_206 June 3 2002, 19:57:56 UTC

you have a first born! Hal 9000 might be able to man the micro super computer!

Re: !!! junk_robot June 4 2002, 13:07:34 UTC

...beep i am construcxting a solution to tHIS problem.......bzzzzzzzzt it will be simular to hal9000 .....but cuter......blooooop

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Florida is ALLLLLLL safe vividblew June 3 2002, 17:17:20 UTC

I haven't seen any KGB in Daytona Beach, Florida. If you ever need a vacation to umm soak up the rays then you can be perfectly safe here ;)

Re: Florida is ALLLLLLL safe junk_robot June 3 2002, 17:20:25 UTC

oops .. .bloop i mean ...... sunlight tickles my diodes .... error/////////////

awwwwwwww vividblew June 3 2002, 22:43:31 UTC

junk_robot, please don't leave me for that long ever again! i live for your journal updates.

Re: awwwwwwww junk_robot June 4 2002, 13:11:40 UTC

i will try .......to fIX this problem soon.....blurp.......load ****************** i have been busy in the secret lab.....rEADY

foiledagain June 3 2002, 18:08:58 UTC

i've checked every cornfield in ohio, junkrobot, and i'm glad to report that we've rid the premises of all KGB lifeforms.

...is there any chance that your mirco-computer-manning clone can be made to look like bob sagget?

junk_robot June 3 2002, 18:33:49 UTC

bzzzzzzzzzzzt bob sagGet does not compute... ...error. .. . . broke_bot and shall also tour to this planet ohio>>>>>>>> 8... .. .. ... .broke_bot is one sexy robot , ,, .. .. ,,.

broke_bot June 4 2002, 00:54:03 UTC

beeeeeeeeeeeeeep> daddy love me.

junk_robot June 4 2002, 13:13:05 UTC

broke_bot go clean your room!

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spacemummy June 3 2002, 18:15:40 UTC

All the KGB in the SF Bay Area are working at McDonalds. It's safe to come here so long as you don't go to participating restaurants. I can recommend several others.

junk_robot June 3 2002, 18:36:26 UTC

agent space mummy!!! i had suspected this mcdonalds plot....(&^.... ... ... .. .. do you think you can round them up and put them .. ..in the deep fryer.. ...blurp

spacemummy June 4 2002, 12:33:21 UTC

Check. KGB-McDonald's agents submerged in boiling oil.

junk_robot June 4 2002, 13:14:46 UTC

eXCELLENT ..bbbbbbbbUT how do they taste to the space mummy taste buds....bzzzzzzt

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defcap June 3 2002, 20:05:09 UTC

junk_robot, your still the funk_robot in my life

how have things been lately?

junk_robot June 4 2002, 13:18:19 UTC

agent def cap ... i have been very buSY in the lab... creating a few suprises for the KGB.... . . . <<<<<< mum is the word bloooop.... .. . . . ..

defcap June 4 2002, 15:34:34 UTC

well that is awesome
when these surprises are near completion let me know
well get togeather and celebrate. well toast to V8 juice while listening to robot_rock. it will be like the last supper except:
-no one will crucify you, i wont let it happen
-we will not sit on the same side of the table
-jesus is not invited

junk_robot June 5 2002, 05:51:46 UTC

..beep! that sounds wonderful...... bzzzzzzzt... .