from http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2003/10/20031003-12.htmlMarriage Protection Week, 2003 ( Read more... )

bobby, bobby, bobby

never mind the drama, he just writes so fucking well.

wife: ouch, that's not good.
me: wha?
wife: it hurts when i put anything in my stomach.
me: don't put anything in yoru stomach.
wife: i'm serious
me: (laying my hands on her stomach) can you feel the power of the holy spirit moving through you?
wife: (laughs)
me: or maybe that's just gas.
wife: do you have 70

...and the damn thing is funny!

Advertising authorities in Moscow have banned a poster campaign showing the euro having sex with the US dollar

words are my birds, dropping turds on nerds ( Read more... )

this cracked me up:

Gollum, hanging with his homies, layin' down some phat ryhmes.

yeah

every boss is an asshole.

i'm a boss.

ya me.

“your pills, your grass, your tits, your ass, your laughs, your balls, we want it all”

we want your soul

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found one chilly morning, crawling on the side of the house. love dem dere colors.


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it's just one, but it's a big one with a foul temper.

hope it tones down before hitting baltimore.

please.