Nipples!
Junkie-chan says:
I had a very nipply day today.
Sean says:
O_o must we always talk about your nipples?
Sean says:
never once do you ask me how Rosco is doing
Junkie-chan says:
Not MY nipples! Other peoples!
Sean says:
oh, heh
Sean says:
what?
Junkie-chan says:
See, in fourth period, this girl has her nipples pierced... but that really has nothing to do with the story, I'm just saying...
Sean says:
k
Junkie-chan says:
Anyway, in fourth period, there was this news article talking about health regulations of tattoo parlors, and there were pictures of various places that can be pierced.
Junkie-chan says:
There was a photo of a nipple ring, there, and I pointed out that it was a recent piercing, because the hair around his nipples was just growing back. Nipple ring girl says "I don't know that I can handle nipple hair." I say "Yeah, I was just talking to Cameron about it."
Junkie-chan says:
Fifth period, I come in, all nippled up. This is where I usually grope the most man boobs, so I'm asking all my gropee's if they have nipple hair. (I asked Christo as well, and he does not, and he showed me, too.) Well, my gropee's usually feel pretty violated anyway, so today, I suppose they were especially so.
Sean says:
is it hair on the nipple it self??
Junkie-chan says:
Sixth period rolls around (Cameron's in this one, too) and i'm still going on about nipples. Jamian Carrasquillo has no nipple hair, but Cameron lifts up his shirt, and I find out that he has ONE HAIR on EACH NIPPLE.
Junkie-chan says:
Yes, on the nipple itself.
Sean says:
I don't have any on mine... yet. I think my brother might. He is more hairy.
Junkie-chan says:
And, so I become obsessed with his two nipple hairs. I want to pull them out, desperately. Because, I mean, there's only two. And he gets all protective and stuff and calls them his "precious nipple hairs."
Sean says:
heh heh
Junkie-chan says:
(Oh, Cameron is this really muscly jock guy, by the way, but he's nice.) Eventually, I catch him in the middle of a conversation, and pull his shirt out. I pull out the left nipple hair without him even noticing!
Junkie-chan says:
And then he gets all upset.
Junkie-chan says:
And I couldn't get the last hair, either, so now he's all losided.
Junkie-chan says:
*lopsided
Junkie-chan says:
That's the end of my sad, sad tale.
Junkie-chan says:
But, my friend Sarah took the hair and gave it back to him.
Sean says:
did he tape it back on?
Junkie-chan says:
No, class was ending.
Sean says:
poor little thing
Junkie-chan says:
But, I'm going to get that other hair tomorrow.
Sean says:
you are so sadistic
Is there anything I can really add to that?