I'd like to know when and why exactly my body decided to change its chemistry on me.

I just filed my tax returns! By myself! I feel all adult-y.

Oh, and fuck you, state of Michigan.

I just got back from dropping my car off at the dealership. It's -7 degrees, -24 with wind chill. Do you know what it's like to touch metal so cold that it feels exactly like a pan that has just come out of the oven?

Whether you think this is funny or just incredibly stupid, I think we can all agree Aqua Teen Hunger Force: 1, Boston's dimwitted bureaucracy: 0

By the way, if you haven't stumbled upon LiveJournal's 404 page, do so.

I have a sty in my eye.

I got a fishie! Meet Ugly Face


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Once again, I'm ready to kill my sister. I guess people don't get to find out how much whining and senseless bitching they are really capable of until they break an appendage. God help me if she comes up North with us. Doctors should really have the foresight to perscribe painkillers for the entire family.

Ok seriously, my clothes fit exactly the same, I look exactly the same...where is the weight coming off?? And how?? Is every muscle in my body turning to slush?

My sister's shower at my dad's house has a perpetual drip that has discolored the grout beneath the shower head. What disturbs me is that the grout is now...turquoise. What could possibly be in city water that would turn things turquoise?

If anyone wants to hear something hilarious, they should check out the project that I did with 2 other people for my electronic music course:
http://www-personal.umich.edu/~stephai/sadprojectcomp415.mp3

Oh, and it's all saxophone.