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[junkyardflower]

This morning I spooned out my own eyes and replaced them with twinkies. I did this so I would never have to see another 500 lb woman in spandex again.

askdjfad. Errr... pardon me... it's hard to type with no eyes. But at least I'll always have a snack handy.

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[junkyardflower]

haha Glad I can make you laugh, Vic! I do, however, apologize for causing you to not breath. Lack of breathing is just no fun. Even in breath holding contests in which you emerge as the winner, results can... well suck. I assure you, my intentions were good.

[mosaicexprssion]

hahah i must admit, that is a very traumatizing experience. When I'm 500lbs I'll be sure to wear spandex as well just I can see more people with twinkies as eyes and I can eat their eyes out.

meh..

[kakashi_samma]

Wow babe seems like you started a trend i see. With Rapper Housten gouging out his eye I think the world will catch on . He says the devil told him to do it but i talked to him just a couple minutes ago and he said his reason for him to take out his eye is because the devil plans on putting twinkies in all eyeless sockets . Its the new eye patch . Fun for everyone.

"I Can't Stand It I Know You Planned It
I'm Gonna Set It Straight, This Watergate
I Can't Stand Rocking When I'm In Here
Because Your Crystal Ball Ain't So Crystal Clear
So While You Sit Back and Wonder Why
I Got This Fucking Thorn In My Side
Oh My, It's A Mirage
I'm Tellin' Y'all It's Sabotage"

lol I love that song. Love ya boo.

Re: meh..

[junkyardflower]

I'm just trying to make the world a better place for everyone... especially the twinkie industry. =)
I'm gonna become a twinkie god. And don't worry... so will you by default. You'll see. When I'm done we'll have tasty treats protruding out of every orifice of our bodies.... except of course your butthole... I know that's reserved for other things ;)
hehe. just kidding babe. I love you!
I may, however, love you more if you actually updated your journal. You bum. <3

Re: meh..

[junkyardflower]

**edit**

"You'll see"

No... actually you won't. hehe. *giggle*

[flipsidegrrl]

ah the cheese wagon...and the fun convo's with our frank's.
it was a suprise to hear from you!! every time i call you no one answers...ever. anyway spandex is so nasty i will call and continue to call until we set up a date for some coffe and such.
until then
peace out my sistah + much love
-justine