Another meme
It's funny, I swear- basically you type "_________(your name) likes/wants/needs" into Google (quotation marks are a must) and then copy the funniest/strangest text that you get. It should come out as "_____________ likes.....". I did 5 of each word:
Jacqui needs 30 minutes In the corner, before I give her the cane.
Jacqui needs several things to happen in her life and her Mom is having a stint removed from her kidney. ...
Jacqui needs to speak to Peter, but he is busy in bed with Lindsey.
Jacqui needs to bump into it up close (I was tempted to click just so I could find out what the end of the sentance was).
Jacqui needs support - ongoing care costs money - can YOU HELP? ... (the most important...)
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Jacqui wants her Virgins and saints on shelves facing her bed.
Jacqui wants to write a book
Jacqui wants to sue a major company, but she is reluctant to litigate because
she fears having to sell her house to pay the legal costs
Jacqui wants more anesthesia.
Jacqui's Wants You Baby
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Jacqui likes nothing more than relaxing at home with several bottles of wine. (I think that's a bit more than relaxing...)
Jacqui likes to party until late, but She complains about the music, service and price of drinks. ...
Jacqui like me to brush hers, but that tends to end rather quickly for obvious reasons (ROTFL)
Jacqui likes to come eat cookies at Campus. all the Campus boys like this, because
Jacqui is Much prettier than most girls you could find around the Club. ... (why thankee...)
Jacqui likes me to browse through the horoscopes and pick the one that promises her the best week ahead ...
Jacqui needs 30 minutes In the corner, before I give her the cane.
Jacqui needs several things to happen in her life and her Mom is having a stint removed from her kidney. ...
Jacqui needs to speak to Peter, but he is busy in bed with Lindsey.
Jacqui needs to bump into it up close (I was tempted to click just so I could find out what the end of the sentance was).
Jacqui needs support - ongoing care costs money - can YOU HELP? ... (the most important...)
*
Jacqui wants her Virgins and saints on shelves facing her bed.
Jacqui wants to write a book
Jacqui wants to sue a major company, but she is reluctant to litigate because
she fears having to sell her house to pay the legal costs
Jacqui wants more anesthesia.
Jacqui's Wants You Baby
*
Jacqui likes nothing more than relaxing at home with several bottles of wine. (I think that's a bit more than relaxing...)
Jacqui likes to party until late, but She complains about the music, service and price of drinks. ...
Jacqui like me to brush hers, but that tends to end rather quickly for obvious reasons (ROTFL)
Jacqui likes to come eat cookies at Campus. all the Campus boys like this, because
Jacqui is Much prettier than most girls you could find around the Club. ... (why thankee...)
Jacqui likes me to browse through the horoscopes and pick the one that promises her the best week ahead ...