[FanFic] I saw England kissing Santa Claus
Title: I saw England kissing Santa Claus
Author: Not me. Thank the Drabble generator
Pairing: PrUk (Prussia X England)
Rating: T ?
Avertissement: Expect to have an aneurysm
Summary: Prussia seeing England kissing Santa Clauss. Yes yes, you read well.
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Prussia woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one pretty box that looked like a heart.
Then Prussia noticed that England was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.
Prussia thought that he would surprise England. Maybe even sneak up behind him and kiss him on his courageous lips. That always made England beautiful.
Prussia crept angrily down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its romantic lights, and the presents, heaped up shrewdly, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and England. Kissing someone.
Prussia was so angry, he picked up a snow from a table and threw it crappily on a hat.
They both looked around.
"England, you angry rabbit!" Prussia yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Prussia looked and then rubbed his eye and looked again. It was Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," England said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a handsome kiss it was."
"Well, I suppose," Prussia said huskily. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be lewd."
That seemed reasonable. Prussia went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, like a vast green land filled with flowers. He made Prussia's hand feel all afraid.
"You see?" England said romantically and Prussia saw. So they had a threeway.
Everybody's presents were late.
Author: Not me. Thank the Drabble generator
Pairing: PrUk (Prussia X England)
Rating: T ?
Avertissement: Expect to have an aneurysm
Summary: Prussia seeing England kissing Santa Clauss. Yes yes, you read well.
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Prussia woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one pretty box that looked like a heart.
Then Prussia noticed that England was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.
Prussia thought that he would surprise England. Maybe even sneak up behind him and kiss him on his courageous lips. That always made England beautiful.
Prussia crept angrily down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its romantic lights, and the presents, heaped up shrewdly, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and England. Kissing someone.
Prussia was so angry, he picked up a snow from a table and threw it crappily on a hat.
They both looked around.
"England, you angry rabbit!" Prussia yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Prussia looked and then rubbed his eye and looked again. It was Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," England said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a handsome kiss it was."
"Well, I suppose," Prussia said huskily. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be lewd."
That seemed reasonable. Prussia went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, like a vast green land filled with flowers. He made Prussia's hand feel all afraid.
"You see?" England said romantically and Prussia saw. So they had a threeway.
Everybody's presents were late.