< Marvel> YA: Baby Woes
Title: Baby Woes
Rating: PG
Comic(s): Young Avengers
Characters: Billy Kaplan/Wiccan, Teddy Altman/Hulkling
A/N: Something that happened during a roleplay with my fiancée. It didn’t happen in this exact way but this story evolved from the original events. :3 Oh, and for the record, in the course of our many RPs, we decided that Billy would get to the point where saying a spell five times would be enough to actually cast the spell. Just so you all are aware of how our brains work.
“I want a baby.”
The statement caused silence to fall over the two occupants of the living room. It wasn’t a statement that Teddy was used to hearing; at least, not from the person who had said it.
Sure, Kate and Cassie were always going on and on about how they wanted kids one day. Of course, these little rants were accompanied by glances at their significant others.
The thing was though they were girls. It was what girls did.
Glancing at the dark haired boy beside him, Teddy cleared his throat, turning slightly to face Billy as his eyebrow lifted.
“Okay, one, unless you mean adopting a kid, then I’m really not sure how else we’re going to have a kid. And second, we’re sixteen Billy.” He stressed the word sixteen as he said it, both eyebrows lifting. His boyfriend rolled his eyes, turning on the couch to face the skrull/kree hybrid.
“I know that. See, the problem is though that adopting is a long process. I figured out a simpler solution.”
“Oh?” Teddy murmured, growing nervous. Billy was looking way to smug.
“Mmmhmm. All I have to do is say I want Teddy to be pregnant, I want Teddy to be pregnant…” He was cut off as a hand slapped over his mouth.
“That is so not funny!” Rolling his eyes, Billy pried his boyfriend’s hand off his mouth, sticking his tongue out.
“Yes it is….I want Teddy to be pregnant.” He said hurriedly, dodging out of the way as Teddy tried to grab him. “I want Teddy to be pregnant!” The dark haired teen yelped as an arm wrapped arm his waist a few times and tugged him back. “You are such a spoil sport Mr. FantastiTeddy.”
“No, I just don’t feel like getting pregnant. Now, are you done?” Teddy asked, getting nose to nose with his partner. The other sighed and nodded, settling on his feet again as the arm around his waist slid away. “Good.”
“Worry wart. Did you really think I was going to do it?” he asked, hands on his hips as Teddy fell back down onto the couch.
“…No…but still….” Billy sighed and sat down beside Teddy snuggling, up to him almost instantly.
“I think you have trust issues. I mean, seriously, it’s not like I said ‘I want Teddy to be pregnant’ a fifth….time……”
Once again silence fell over the two heroes.
Billy’s eyes widened and he sat up, looking at a very, very uncomfortable looking Teddy whose hand was on his stomach. Their eyes met and neither seemed to be able to find the words. At least, not until Teddy’s eyes narrowed and Billy tried his best to smile, rubbing the back of his head.
“Ah…hehe…oops?”
Rating: PG
Comic(s): Young Avengers
Characters: Billy Kaplan/Wiccan, Teddy Altman/Hulkling
A/N: Something that happened during a roleplay with my fiancée. It didn’t happen in this exact way but this story evolved from the original events. :3 Oh, and for the record, in the course of our many RPs, we decided that Billy would get to the point where saying a spell five times would be enough to actually cast the spell. Just so you all are aware of how our brains work.
“I want a baby.”
The statement caused silence to fall over the two occupants of the living room. It wasn’t a statement that Teddy was used to hearing; at least, not from the person who had said it.
Sure, Kate and Cassie were always going on and on about how they wanted kids one day. Of course, these little rants were accompanied by glances at their significant others.
The thing was though they were girls. It was what girls did.
Glancing at the dark haired boy beside him, Teddy cleared his throat, turning slightly to face Billy as his eyebrow lifted.
“Okay, one, unless you mean adopting a kid, then I’m really not sure how else we’re going to have a kid. And second, we’re sixteen Billy.” He stressed the word sixteen as he said it, both eyebrows lifting. His boyfriend rolled his eyes, turning on the couch to face the skrull/kree hybrid.
“I know that. See, the problem is though that adopting is a long process. I figured out a simpler solution.”
“Oh?” Teddy murmured, growing nervous. Billy was looking way to smug.
“Mmmhmm. All I have to do is say I want Teddy to be pregnant, I want Teddy to be pregnant…” He was cut off as a hand slapped over his mouth.
“That is so not funny!” Rolling his eyes, Billy pried his boyfriend’s hand off his mouth, sticking his tongue out.
“Yes it is….I want Teddy to be pregnant.” He said hurriedly, dodging out of the way as Teddy tried to grab him. “I want Teddy to be pregnant!” The dark haired teen yelped as an arm wrapped arm his waist a few times and tugged him back. “You are such a spoil sport Mr. FantastiTeddy.”
“No, I just don’t feel like getting pregnant. Now, are you done?” Teddy asked, getting nose to nose with his partner. The other sighed and nodded, settling on his feet again as the arm around his waist slid away. “Good.”
“Worry wart. Did you really think I was going to do it?” he asked, hands on his hips as Teddy fell back down onto the couch.
“…No…but still….” Billy sighed and sat down beside Teddy snuggling, up to him almost instantly.
“I think you have trust issues. I mean, seriously, it’s not like I said ‘I want Teddy to be pregnant’ a fifth….time……”
Once again silence fell over the two heroes.
Billy’s eyes widened and he sat up, looking at a very, very uncomfortable looking Teddy whose hand was on his stomach. Their eyes met and neither seemed to be able to find the words. At least, not until Teddy’s eyes narrowed and Billy tried his best to smile, rubbing the back of his head.
“Ah…hehe…oops?”