< Marvel > YA: Curiousity killed the Speedster
Title: Curiosity killed the Speedster
Rating: PG
Comic(s): Young Avengers
Characters: Teddy “Hulkling” Altman, Tommy “Speed” Shepard
A/N: Okay, just be warned that this is playing off religious aspects in a way. I AM NOT TRYING TO BE MEAN IN ANY WAY. This was just meant as just something fun. Please don’t take it the wrong way. :\
“So…Tedster.” The Skrull-Kree teen glanced up from his book at the speedster who now stood before him.
“Yes?” he asked hesitantly, a bit put off by the look on Tommy’s face.
“…Are you like, Jesus to the Skrulls or something?”
“WHAT?”
“You’re their savior or something right? So, what, are they going to nail you to a triangle or a cube? OH! Maybe an octagon or a sphere! That would be sweet! Well, maybe not for you cause, ya know, healing factor and all and it would suck to be pinned up to something like that…”
“Tommy, just shut up.” Teddy rubbed the bridge of his nose, resisting the urge to pull a Hulk on the speedster.
“But…”
“NO!”
Rating: PG
Comic(s): Young Avengers
Characters: Teddy “Hulkling” Altman, Tommy “Speed” Shepard
A/N: Okay, just be warned that this is playing off religious aspects in a way. I AM NOT TRYING TO BE MEAN IN ANY WAY. This was just meant as just something fun. Please don’t take it the wrong way. :\
“So…Tedster.” The Skrull-Kree teen glanced up from his book at the speedster who now stood before him.
“Yes?” he asked hesitantly, a bit put off by the look on Tommy’s face.
“…Are you like, Jesus to the Skrulls or something?”
“WHAT?”
“You’re their savior or something right? So, what, are they going to nail you to a triangle or a cube? OH! Maybe an octagon or a sphere! That would be sweet! Well, maybe not for you cause, ya know, healing factor and all and it would suck to be pinned up to something like that…”
“Tommy, just shut up.” Teddy rubbed the bridge of his nose, resisting the urge to pull a Hulk on the speedster.
“But…”
“NO!”