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Title: Breakfast Cereal
Rating: PG
Comic(s): Fantastic Four
Characters: Johnny Storm/Human Torch , Ben Grimm/Thing
A/N: Inspired by a late night trip to Wal-mart which ended with me buying a box of Spider-man 3 cereal and cloud_sama and I discussing how it would taste.
The first thing Ben noticed when he entered the kitchen that morning was the fact that Johnny was actually up.
That in itself was unusual.
The next thing he noticed was what Johnny was eating and the box it had come in. Grabbing said box off the table, Ben eyed it for a moment before looking at his fellow Fantastic Four member.
"Kid, what are ya eatin'?" he rumbled.
"Spider-man cereal." Johnny said through a full mouth. Ben rolled his eyes.
"Why?"
"I wanted to know what it tasted like." The orange giant glanced at the box, grimacing.
"It can't taste that good. Probably tastes like cardboard or somethin'. Most of these off-brand crap cereals do." He paused, noticing the outraged look on Johnny's face. "Somethin' wrong kid?"
"You just don't understand how good Spider-man tastes!"
"...I'm going to pretend ya didn't say that."
Rating: PG
Comic(s): Fantastic Four
Characters: Johnny Storm/Human Torch , Ben Grimm/Thing
A/N: Inspired by a late night trip to Wal-mart which ended with me buying a box of Spider-man 3 cereal and cloud_sama and I discussing how it would taste.
The first thing Ben noticed when he entered the kitchen that morning was the fact that Johnny was actually up.
That in itself was unusual.
The next thing he noticed was what Johnny was eating and the box it had come in. Grabbing said box off the table, Ben eyed it for a moment before looking at his fellow Fantastic Four member.
"Kid, what are ya eatin'?" he rumbled.
"Spider-man cereal." Johnny said through a full mouth. Ben rolled his eyes.
"Why?"
"I wanted to know what it tasted like." The orange giant glanced at the box, grimacing.
"It can't taste that good. Probably tastes like cardboard or somethin'. Most of these off-brand crap cereals do." He paused, noticing the outraged look on Johnny's face. "Somethin' wrong kid?"
"You just don't understand how good Spider-man tastes!"
"...I'm going to pretend ya didn't say that."