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May 29, 2007 13:46

Yeah. Still alive. Surprise!

Work blows. I came out of my hermit-like existance only to be reminded every day I'm out in the world of the normals how unintelligent and unworthy to breathe precious air I am. I <3 fucktards ( Read more... )

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protospasm May 29 2007, 21:41:08 UTC
I have a knife, she has a throat... all I need are directions.

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"pop a cap" elementeyeball May 29 2007, 21:51:01 UTC
is highly suggested

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savinsomniac May 29 2007, 22:49:16 UTC
oh thats not funny boo.

Did you call the cops and have them trespassed? its a great way to fuck a normally clean person's record forever. " Um yea Im sorry ma'am. We wont be hiring you for this job because you happen to have a trespass from a local business on your record. Usually the only people who gets these are winos and bums." It really is a beautiful thing. The cop will take her name and all her information down and tell her that if she ever steps foot in the premise again she will be spending the week in jail. Works loads better than dropping a half pound stink pile on the hood of her car-but I like that one too.

YAY!

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talkingdonkey May 30 2007, 07:32:52 UTC
Ah retail joy. People seem to forget we who work at the register are also human. Have you read the community customers_suck? It's funny sometimes. Anyway, glad to hear you're still alive.

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