From another friend's journal I was asked 5 Very Good Questions*. I shall now answer them. You do not need to ask me for 5 Very Good Questions, but you can if you want to. If you do, you must post the questions and answers in your journal. Monkeys.
* Subjective
1) What is the most disappointing thing to happen to you in the last 12 months?
I would have to say that would be my relationship with Lorraine. I ended up mimicking her ex to a T, and yet it almost seems as if it was expected of me. Thankfully I realized I was going nowhere in the relationship.
2) Are you happy with your wii?
Yes, very much so. I eagerly await you to call me and make plans. I need to call people too, and get more controllers.
3) Drink of choice?
I'm becoming fond of the Margaritas that Jess' dad makes from time to time. A bit sour, not too bitter, and they catch you off guard. It's the only time I get buzzed nowadays. :D
4) What... is your favorite color?
I see your ability to concentrate has failed you! BLUE.
5) How far can a swallow fly in a day?
It depends on the wind, truthfully. If a swallow flies in a city, wind resistance is limited, hence the swallow merely dodges buildings until it hits one, reducing it's speed to zero. In the country, the winds are strong, so if fate were to place him against the wind, he would eventually create a tornado (wing span is a factor in how soon a tornado is created), again placing him in a negative speed. If he were to fly -with- the wind, a plane will suck him up, regardless of altitude, ending his life cycle indefinitely.
Lastly, if Godzilla was attacking Britain, the swallow's Self-Energizing Enigmatic Device (SEED) activates, allowing him to circle the globe 42 times a day.