found this while browsing thru xangas... hilarious as crap!

[junyc71]

The Perfect Dump - Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it's rare, but a thing of beauty in all respects. You sit down expecting the worst, but what you get is a smooth sliding, fartless masterpiece that breaks the water with the splashless grace of an expert diver. But that's not the end of it. You use some toilet tissue

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[mingx]

You forgot the neutron bomb dump. Its when your fart sounded like an atomic bomb going off but nothing comes out.