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juresa

Injury Club!

Apr 07, 2006 21:25

It's injury week here On Koh Samui. The night before last I went to the Sound Bar where a Ladyboy kindly stagedived at me in the vain hope that I would help her to complete some horribly cliched ballerina fantasy. I wasn't quite ready so she landed on my head. Ouch. A bit like being dropped on your head from a height of about 4 feet. Shortly ( Read more... )

koh samui, ladyboys, getting punched

Comments 13

davecharsley April 7 2006, 15:45:57 UTC

As if all these years of living in Birmingham hasn't taught you, to not comunicate with cave men! Hope the ass heals soon!

juresa April 8 2006, 20:02:25 UTC

mate, call it a refresher course. i haven't been punched out for saying the wrong thing to a homophobic gayman since I was 16. no wonder my spesocial skillz are rusty ;)

litt1e_n0thing April 7 2006, 17:06:25 UTC

Yeep, tailbone injuries are the *worst*, i've been convinced i was paralyzed for a few seconds after a falling off a horse onto it, not so good O.o

Get well soon! :) (And well done for having the balls to sing a You're Gay, You Big Stupid Ape song to someone like that :P )

juresa April 8 2006, 20:03:55 UTC

thankyou, and thanks to that incident, my balls are now the gems of Koh Samui. Prized highly by all gays, ladyboys and beautiful open-minded females alike ;)

ikklebabyj April 7 2006, 17:31:52 UTC

*MMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmWwwwwwwwA!*

-*take that, and this mwahmwahmwah!*

hehe

juresa April 8 2006, 20:04:27 UTC

if only my ass had kissed the ground so smoochily! cheers darlin'

xxx

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juresa April 8 2006, 20:06:53 UTC

It's all about education here on the isle of sin :)

hove money saved from redundancy and sale of my half of the equity in the house to my wonderful ex :) Will work when I can though but thailand not safe without a permit. I'm on to much of a socio-politically critical mission to risk getting grassed up by a bad-loser or twat or rival!

wombatina April 8 2006, 04:56:21 UTC

wow. sometimes I wonder if you are real or making it all up. but then, nah, how could you possibly have that wild of an imagination. heh.

juresa April 8 2006, 20:08:48 UTC

Literally, that's the story of my life. Where many are prone to exaggerate the colour of their lives, I find myself doubted by mnany when I simply tell the truth. that's because I'm stoopid and get into lots of silly trouble beyond the grasp of sane and regular folk ;)