Dear Wendy's commercials--

[jurisfiction16]

You have two commercials on TV right now. The first says, "If burgers were meant to be frozen, cows would live in Antarctica." The second says, "They say that variety is the spice of life, but isn't the spice of life really . . . spice?"
Wendy's advertisers: I find your logic faulty.
I will not buy your food until these erroneous messages are

Comments

[leia131]

As I said, following that logic, if cows were meant to be eaten in the first place, they would already be in hamburger form.

WRONG.

[whatsername99]

I second that!

Hahhahahaha you two are my favorite.