Near near miss

[jurph]

A collision is a "near miss": BOOM! "Ohhhh... they nearly missed."
-George Carlin0743, US-29S: The road is four lanes wide here. The leftmost lane is for turning left. I am in the second lane because I don't want to be behind someone turning left. Someone ten cars up decides to turn left from my lane. He fails to check his blind spot, has a

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[strawbemily]

umumum...

j.r. are you okay !

did you crash !
*bites nails*

tell me as soon as possible. i would call you but
i don't have your number anymore. damn cell
phone breaking. i love you. tell me if you are ok !

[strawbemily]

No crash! Look closer: "I realize I have swerved to avoid a crash about the time I pass the third car in the line." SQUERCH! to the right, then SQUERRRCH! to the left. Loud tires, other cars' tires too, and I went zooming past them.

I also think I yelled a dirty word.

[anonymous]

You're the man.

Don't underestimate the importance of your military training. Fear is the mindkiller.

By the way, I've read both your Mario Kart daylogs, and they're quite entertaining.

[waltermonkey]

That was me man. What the balls. Bakana.