So, maybe I forgot to mention that my Halloween costume got first prize at our office party. First prize was a few doodads of contractor swag, nothing special. Still, it was nice getting to come to work as someone whose motto is "I Hate This Place".
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Did you tell anyone, especially your boss, that if they really loved you, they'd kill themselves today?
How'd you make the glasses again? I know you told me once, but I forget.
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I also bought a $10 Nerf knock-off dartgun, which I referred to as "my bowel disruptor". e.g. "Feel the wrath of my bowel disruptor - it's set on 'TACO BELL'." Black sharpie tattoo on my forehead... if I weren't considering a second career in intelligence I might get a permanent spider tattoo there. Unfortunately "distinguishing marks" disqualify you for certain kinds of field work. (!)
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