Samuel L. Jackson to play God

[jurph]

...in audiobook version of the Bible. No word yet on whether or not he will be reading Ezekiel 25:17.

Comments

[cbustapeck]

I love his voice. I'd been wishing that he'd do audiobooks.

This wasn't quite what I was hoping for, though...

[waltermonkey]

You do know that the actual Ezekiel 25:17 is different, right? Well, most of it.

25:17 is the "strike down upon thee" bit, but verse 16 is all about Philistines and Cherethims. The whole shepherd tyranny thing is just a metaphor Tarantino made up to be ruminated over at the ending monologue.

Ahem-

Eve: "Lord, the fruit was given unto me by the serpent."

God: "I'm gettin' TIRED of these mothafuckin' SNAKES in my mothafuckin' PARADISE!!!"