J.R.'s Lawn and Tree

[jurph]

This weekend I helped a friend move, and her neighbor, a little old lady, asked me to pull out a rosebush for her. I took her shovel and hacked the ever-living crap out of its taproot, then put on thick leather gloves and yanked it right out of the ground. We chopped it up and threw it on the compost pile. It probably would have taken her all

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[jurph]

Totally kidding about being in Sewickley - just getting another laugh from the postcard 'cause I really did pull out a rosebush last weekend. To help an old lady!

Guess I'm not such a jerkshit after all... :P

[stabulous]

wait. What does 'jerkshit' mean?

[jurph]

Jerk + Shit = Jerkshit

It's unambiguously bad -- unless your awesomely cute cousin is calling you a jerkshit in a perfectly friendly way that makes it clear that she doesn't actually think you're a jerkshit. See above comments for said cousin. Ain't she awesome?