WOOOOOOOO! Another weirdo....

[jus2luv]

Okay so this 38 year old dude was all on my balls this evening. He all saw my pix and said that he had to have me and blah blah blah. Well i thought i'd lead him on by telling him that I had a girlfriend and all this shiznit. Oh yeah btw, he's BUSTED as hell and I even told him that, sadly he never gave up....


LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:29 PM]: sorry about that
ElTorque42 [10:29 PM]: Hey what happen why you left?
ElTorque42 [10:29 PM]: it is ok mi amore
ElTorque42 [10:29 PM]: Ti amo
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:29 PM]: so like do you have kids?
ElTorque42 [10:30 PM]: what?
ElTorque42 [10:30 PM]: what about kids?
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:30 PM]: do you have any?
ElTorque42 [10:30 PM]: Oh yeah
ElTorque42 [10:30 PM]: why?
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:30 PM]: how many?
ElTorque42 [10:30 PM]: 2
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:30 PM]: how old>?
ElTorque42 [10:30 PM]: but why?
ElTorque42 [10:30 PM]: 12 and 10
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:31 PM]: oh ok
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:31 PM]: wanna make sure they arent like my age
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:31 PM]: are u married/
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:31 PM]: ?
ElTorque42 [10:31 PM]: Oh no they are not
ElTorque42 [10:31 PM]: I used to be
ElTorque42 [10:31 PM]: I am div. now
ElTorque42 [10:31 PM]: did you see the other pics yet?
ElTorque42 [10:31 PM]: Better pics huh?
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:32 PM]: yeah
ElTorque42 [10:32 PM]: I want some mangiari
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:32 PM]: what?
ElTorque42 [10:32 PM]: I want food
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:32 PM]: pootytang?
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:32 PM]: oh hah
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:32 PM]: all the same
ElTorque42 [10:32 PM]: pootytang? what that means?
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:32 PM]: nothin
ElTorque42 [10:32 PM]: OK
ElTorque42 [10:33 PM]: so hey am I getting slight chance to eat kitty?
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:33 PM]: maybe
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:33 PM]: did you actually view my photos?
ElTorque42 [10:33 PM]: and I love to cuddle and feel the women body..
ElTorque42 [10:33 PM]: yeah
ElTorque42 [10:33 PM]: I liked U
ElTorque42 [10:34 PM]: why do think I keep pushing?
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:34 PM]: well i dont know
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:34 PM]: did you see my girlfriends pic too?
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:34 PM]: she's also on there
ElTorque42 [10:34 PM]: You know I am mexican but I look more like american
ElTorque42 [10:34 PM]: I am white
ElTorque42 [10:34 PM]: redish hair
ElTorque42 [10:34 PM]: yeah I saw her
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:35 PM]: reddish hair? so like does that mean your pubes are red?
ElTorque42 [10:35 PM]: when she s like pretending eating kitty
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:35 PM]: hahah yeah
ElTorque42 [10:35 PM]: my pubes are kind of red mix with lots of blond hair
ElTorque42 [10:35 PM]: even my mostache is a bit blond
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:35 PM]: you mean gray
ElTorque42 [10:36 PM]: No gray blond
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:36 PM]: no... just gray
ElTorque42 [10:36 PM]: like a light yellow
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:36 PM]: but it's all good
ElTorque42 [10:36 PM]: ok then gray
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:36 PM]: so here's the thing
ElTorque42 [10:36 PM]: I got freakles too
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:36 PM]: i knew it. gray
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:36 PM]: hahaha
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:36 PM]: anyways
ElTorque42 [10:36 PM]: I am white as a irish man...
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:36 PM]: my gurlie and I might be interested..
ElTorque42 [10:37 PM]: Not gray...blond
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:37 PM]: but liek we don't return favors
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:37 PM]: *like
ElTorque42 [10:37 PM]: where do you live at?
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:37 PM]: San Diego
ElTorque42 [10:37 PM]: what do you mean you don't return favors ...? it is going to be a mutual favor
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:37 PM]: i mean reciprocate
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:37 PM]: like sucking d!ck
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:37 PM]: duh
ElTorque42 [10:38 PM]: Oh
ElTorque42 [10:38 PM]: why?
ElTorque42 [10:38 PM]: ok
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:38 PM]: cus we're greedy
ElTorque42 [10:38 PM]: but let me at least suck on yours pls
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:38 PM]: but i don't have a penis
ElTorque42 [10:38 PM]: I love to eat kitty
ElTorque42 [10:38 PM]: and the kitty is it bald? nice shaved?
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:39 PM]: well... which do you prefer?
ElTorque42 [10:39 PM]: shaved if possible if not Oh well I like it any how
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:39 PM]: we like it natural
ElTorque42 [10:39 PM]: hairy?
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:40 PM]: yeah
ElTorque42 [10:40 PM]: I bet it is prety since you are Europeans
ElTorque42 [10:40 PM]: cool
ElTorque42 [10:40 PM]: do you have a pink clit?
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:40 PM]: yeah we got that silky shit
ElTorque42 [10:40 PM]: do you guys like to wear thonks
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:40 PM]: no it's purple with shades of baby blue
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:41 PM]: well we wear thongs not thonks
ElTorque42 [10:41 PM]: I like it when you girls wear thongs then I pull the strng to the side and I eat it
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:41 PM]: oh yeahh
ElTorque42 [10:41 PM]: yeah
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:41 PM]: are you into anal beads?
ElTorque42 [10:42 PM]: do you like been penetrate it
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:42 PM]: we like to use those on our men
ElTorque42 [10:42 PM]: only wiht condom I can do that...
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:42 PM]: i hope so, we wouldn't wanna bear your children
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:42 PM]: but no, we don't have vaginal penile intercourse
ElTorque42 [10:43 PM]: NO NO, I meant anal only with condoms
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:43 PM]: but these are just BEADS
ElTorque42 [10:43 PM]: OK
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:43 PM]: and what about dildos? do you like those in your ass?
ElTorque42 [10:43 PM]: Pussy also with condoms...
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:44 PM]: yeah but like I said, we won't have sex with you
ElTorque42 [10:44 PM]: I dont want to may be impregnate you with my one of my kids or even catch a desease I am not saying you have one disease but just a precaution
ElTorque42 [10:44 PM]: No dildos for me
ElTorque42 [10:45 PM]: I like to see two women in action ...
ElTorque42 [10:45 PM]: I can just watch
ElTorque42 [10:45 PM]: what you guys do
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:45 PM]: we play with eachother
ElTorque42 [10:45 PM]: then I join the game
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:45 PM]: vibes, licking, things like that
ElTorque42 [10:45 PM]: Do you penetrate her with dildos?
ElTorque42 [10:45 PM]: OK
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:45 PM]: yeah i do
ElTorque42 [10:45 PM]: cool my fantasy
ElTorque42 [10:46 PM]: and U R penetrate too with dildos?
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:46 PM]: but you said you don't dig dildos, we only play with men who like dildos, we think that if a man won't put a dildo in his ass... he isn't comfortable enough with his sexuality
ElTorque42 [10:47 PM]: Well ...
ElTorque42 [10:47 PM]: I tell you what...
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:47 PM]: yeah?
ElTorque42 [10:47 PM]: If I am going to meet you...I will do it just for you guys...becuase I like both of U
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:47 PM]: alright we'll take that
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:47 PM]: we're flattered
ElTorque42 [10:48 PM]: But since I have not done it
ElTorque42 [10:48 PM]: better do it nice and easy
ElTorque42 [10:48 PM]: what if it hurts me
ElTorque42 [10:48 PM]: of what if I like it
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:48 PM]: yeah no worries, we've deflowered asses before
ElTorque42 [10:48 PM]: did U?
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:48 PM]: yes
ElTorque42 [10:48 PM]: at least do U lubricate it
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:49 PM]: yes, with fruity bootie lube
ElTorque42 [10:49 PM]: wow
ElTorque42 [10:49 PM]: OK
ElTorque42 [10:49 PM]: so if you do me with a dildo
ElTorque42 [10:49 PM]: can I do U with my natural dildo too?
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:50 PM]: ...natural dildo? so like did you have to pay payments on that/
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:50 PM]: ?
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:50 PM]: or were you like born with it?
ElTorque42 [10:50 PM]: Born with it
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:50 PM]: wait then that would mean your mom got pregnant from a piece of plastic?
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:50 PM]: hmmm
ElTorque42 [10:50 PM]: I meant my dick
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:50 PM]: ohhh your dick is plastic?
ElTorque42 [10:51 PM]: it will look like one
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:51 PM]: wow you should be in like Guiness or something
ElTorque42 [10:51 PM]: since it is going to wear a rubber
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:51 PM]: oh no, I can't have that
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:51 PM]: Jodi either, we don't do that
ElTorque42 [10:51 PM]: sure
ElTorque42 [10:51 PM]: I was just saying
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:52 PM]: and i am just telling
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:52 PM]: no entrances buddy
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:52 PM]: amigo
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:52 PM]: so like where do you live?
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:52 PM]: i gotta get the info you know
ElTorque42 [10:52 PM]: Orange County
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:52 PM]: where in O.C?
ElTorque42 [10:52 PM]: By Disney
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:52 PM]: oh cool
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:52 PM]: i love Disneyland
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:53 PM]: Jodi and I got freaky on the haunted mansion
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:53 PM]: hehe
ElTorque42 [10:53 PM]: I dont live in Disneyland I live near Disney
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:53 PM]: i know that
ElTorque42 [10:53 PM]: why freaky?
ElTorque42 [10:53 PM]: what do you do there?
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:53 PM]: cus we don't have pee pee's
ElTorque42 [10:53 PM]: and what that suppost to mean?
ElTorque42 [10:54 PM]: what do you do there?
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:54 PM]: that means we cant have full blown sex
ElTorque42 [10:54 PM]: Oh I see
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:54 PM]: my gawd dude, you really are 38, you can't keep up
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:54 PM]: I hope you don't perform all alheimerz in bed
ElTorque42 [10:54 PM]: mmmmmmmmmmmm baby
ElTorque42 [10:54 PM]: you dont know me
ElTorque42 [10:55 PM]: I can last fucking with my dick inside you more than 30 minuts
ElTorque42 [10:55 PM]: but in this case
ElTorque42 [10:55 PM]: it will last forever
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:55 PM]: you'd never get in here
ElTorque42 [10:55 PM]: because I am only eating
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:55 PM]: my boyfriend wouldnt appreciate it if i banged you
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:55 PM]: i understand
ElTorque42 [10:56 PM]: hey you got a BF
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:56 PM]: yes
ElTorque42 [10:56 PM]: man
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:56 PM]: and she has one too
ElTorque42 [10:56 PM]: I thought you only have G F
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:56 PM]: we have VERY open relationships
ElTorque42 [10:56 PM]: so YOu get penetrated by him?
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:56 PM]: but we can only recieve oral from other men, not intercourse
ElTorque42 [10:57 PM]: Cool
ElTorque42 [10:57 PM]: well
ElTorque42 [10:57 PM]: let me know OK
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:57 PM]: well how am i supposed to?
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:57 PM]: when do you want to meet?
ElTorque42 [10:57 PM]: as soon as possible
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:57 PM]: and hey now you're rushing the conversation
ElTorque42 [10:57 PM]: can you come here to orange
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:57 PM]: did the boyfriend thing turn you off?
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:57 PM]: no, i don't travel to my men, they come to me
ElTorque42 [10:57 PM]: No
ElTorque42 [10:58 PM]: Ok
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:58 PM]: so like what's your number?
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:58 PM]: So we can call you
ElTorque42 [10:58 PM]: can at leaste meet you in Ocean Side
ElTorque42 [10:58 PM]: 714 682 0235
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:58 PM]: alright but only if you get us a hotel room
ElTorque42 [10:58 PM]: if I am working leave a message
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:58 PM]: and i mean the hotel not the motel or the holiday inn
ElTorque42 [10:59 PM]: Of course we are going to be in a hotel room
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:59 PM]: will you buy us new toys to play with before hand?
ElTorque42 [10:59 PM]: or what do you want me to meet you at your house?
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [10:59 PM]: no, not our house, we'll meet you halfway
ElTorque42 [11:00 PM]: ok a motel 6
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [11:00 PM]: oh hell no
ElTorque42 [11:00 PM]: what toys..
ElTorque42 [11:00 PM]: you get your toys
ElTorque42 [11:00 PM]: I dont know what toys you guys like
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [11:00 PM]: hey now we aint cheap ho's
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [11:00 PM]: we can go to the store together
ElTorque42 [11:00 PM]: I am not paying money for toys...
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [11:00 PM]: like as a threesome
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [11:01 PM]: oh so you're cheap too?
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [11:01 PM]: AND you're 38?
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [11:01 PM]: like OMG
ElTorque42 [11:01 PM]: No not cheap
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [11:01 PM]: what kinda work do you do?
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [11:01 PM]: are you a security guard?
ElTorque42 [11:01 PM]: I am a bar man
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [11:01 PM]: at the swapmeet
ElTorque42 [11:01 PM]: why security guard
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [11:01 PM]: oh
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [11:01 PM]: cus you're cheap
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [11:01 PM]: a bar man?
ElTorque42 [11:02 PM]: No I am not cheap
ElTorque42 [11:02 PM]: but Now I feel that I am paying for eating kitty
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [11:02 PM]: that's right
ElTorque42 [11:02 PM]: I can give you presents ..
ElTorque42 [11:02 PM]: but something I want
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [11:02 PM]: if you want hot women, you gotta pay for it
ElTorque42 [11:02 PM]: oH
ElTorque42 [11:03 PM]: you call me
ElTorque42 [11:03 PM]: I am busy this week anyway
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [11:03 PM]: but just the simple stuff, a night at the Hilton, some toys
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [11:03 PM]: that's all
ElTorque42 [11:03 PM]: and I make drinks for you guys
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [11:04 PM]: are those drinks low carb?
ElTorque42 [11:04 PM]: may be
ElTorque42 [11:04 PM]: why?
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [11:04 PM]: because i only like low carb stuff
ElTorque42 [11:05 PM]: well Vodka
ElTorque42 [11:05 PM]: cranberry Juice
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [11:05 PM]: so are you aware you'd be contributing to underage drinking on my behald?
ElTorque42 [11:05 PM]: Triple SEc
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [11:05 PM]: *behalf
ElTorque42 [11:05 PM]: I am only giving then to your friend then
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [11:05 PM]: oh so now i get rump roast
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [11:06 PM]: ...wow what a deal
ElTorque42 [11:06 PM]: I buy you Juice
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [11:06 PM]: juice has too many carbs
ElTorque42 [11:06 PM]: Water then
ElTorque42 [11:06 PM]: Bottle water
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [11:06 PM]: I don't liek water
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [11:06 PM]: *like
ElTorque42 [11:06 PM]: nothing then
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [11:06 PM]: nooooooooooooooo
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [11:06 PM]: i liek soda
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [11:06 PM]: Diet coke
ElTorque42 [11:06 PM]: Diet Coke
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [11:06 PM]: no carbs
ElTorque42 [11:07 PM]: Diet Pepsi
ElTorque42 [11:07 PM]: Diet Slice
ElTorque42 [11:07 PM]: Iced Tea (Unsweeted)
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [11:07 PM]: eh we'll see
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [11:08 PM]: alright well I guess I should get to bed now
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [11:08 PM]: maybe Jodi and I will call tomorrow
ElTorque42 [11:08 PM]: already?
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [11:08 PM]: yes
ElTorque42 [11:09 PM]: without me?
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [11:09 PM]: yes that's the beauty of it
ElTorque42 [11:09 PM]: OK
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [11:09 PM]: yep so goodnight
ElTorque42 [11:09 PM]: give me your digits too
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [11:10 PM]: 858-895-4021
ElTorque42 [11:10 PM]: OK
ElTorque42 [11:10 PM]: gratsie
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [11:10 PM]: alright well call us if you want
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [11:10 PM]: goodnight
ElTorque42 [11:10 PM]: when?
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [11:11 PM]: whenever
ElTorque42 [11:11 PM]: any time?
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [11:11 PM]: yeah
ElTorque42 [11:11 PM]: tomorrow I will be very busy
ElTorque42 [11:11 PM]: actilly this week I will be very busy
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [11:11 PM]: ok
ElTorque42 [11:11 PM]: I just going to call you to say hello
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [11:11 PM]: alright then cool
ElTorque42 [11:12 PM]: and when I call who is going to answer it
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [11:12 PM]: me or Jodi
ElTorque42 [11:12 PM]: your name is?
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [11:12 PM]: Tiffanni
ElTorque42 [11:12 PM]: Thanks Fiffani
ElTorque42 [11:13 PM]: arribaderci
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [11:13 PM]: yeah sure
ElTorque42 [11:13 PM]: mi amore
LiCkDizKiTTiEdRy [11:13 PM]: yeah goodnite
ElTorque42 [11:13 PM]: Good nite Ciao

Don't ask about that phone number I gave him, that's San Diego's area code... so yeah I guess I was somewhat honest? HAHa!