lalala

[jus_de_la_vite]

I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less.

Ask me anything you want. Really. I'll answer anything.

Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything.

Comments

[ma_belle]

1) do you think elsbeth looks like teddy?
2) do you like the cock more than the puss?
3) since we jump in water to cool off, do fish jump out of water to cool off?

[jus_de_la_vite]

not that much anymore, really.
its debatable. ha. i haven't had much of either.
YES. of course. that's an obvious question.

[evillawngnome]

Why are you so nice?
What is the meaning to life?
What is the average air speed velocity of a sparrow?

[jus_de_la_vite]

-i've been wondering that myself, lately. i think it's just my nature. and i suppose you could blame my mother for that...but i just try to find the good in everyone and accept the rest and deal with it.
-i'll revert back to the buddhist teachings for this one ;) dharma, as i understand and remember it, is the theory that everyone has a sole purpose on this earth- that, as human beings, we each are here to find and do one thing(or...activity) that betters the universe and that we enjoy doing more than anything.
-uhm :)....2?

[thornyweasel]

If I were a flower, and you were a bee, would you take my pollen?
what's the best joke in the world?
how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuch wood?

[jus_de_la_vite]

-surely. you are exquisite as a person, even.
-what's brown and sticky?
A STICK.
-probably a lot, if he could. as much as he were physically able.

[clairedabear]

a. why the fuck can't i ever remember anything?
b. what is your middle name? (or both of them...)
c. why are some people so ignorant?

[jus_de_la_vite]

-because you don't want to.
-jillian and bailey. baily. nobody really knows whether there's supposed to be an 'e' at the end or not.
-well, do you mean people in the Congo? they are ignorant because they don't have the means or the need to be westernized.

[lonely_fool]

what is the speed of pain?
what is the purpose of life?
why were you able to fly under my gaydar?

[jus_de_la_vite]

-the speed? hmm. i think thats a trick question. do you mean how fast do your synapses actually work? or...hell, i dont know. pretty damn fast. unless you're old...because then everything is slowed down, especially your synapses.
-read above.
-uhm....because i'm not butch :D