fifth lesson

[jusenkyoed]

[Phone A]

[A distinctly male voice comes onto the phone lines. Oh wait, it's Ranma, so that solves that mystery.]

So you guys're done killin' each other now? Jeez, what an ordeal that was. I'm a little surprised to see that everything's back to normal, but what the hell do I know? I'm a tourist here, as far as I'm concerned. Just as long as I'm

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phone A

[nowings_onme]

What kind of place were you at that this could be better?

[jusenkyoed]

Y'know how you felt like it was possible to die at any point this past week?

Imagine that for longer. Way longer.

[nowings_onme]

People actually want to kill you back home? What for?

[jusenkyoed]

Let's see. Some wanna kill me because they aren't as good at fightin' as I am. Others wanna kill me because they think I'm tryin' to steal the girl they love from 'em. Others just wanna kill me because I'm me. The list goes on and on.

action

[notsaul]

[what just happened here

did this seriously just happen

this didn't just happen

and yet it did]

... The fuck.

action

[jusenkyoed]

[Oh god.

Someone saw that.

Someone saw that. Right?]

...heh. Hiii! I'm new in town!

[notsaul]

... What the fuck are you.

[jusenkyoed]

...just your average girl, who you can pretend to have not seen at all today?

Action - On a drone's lawn?

[falleng0d]

Keima saw it all. The boy changing to a girl, the same drone saying the same comment for each specific gender.

"Oh, gender-changing. This place has it all."

[jusenkyoed]

[oh good god WHO ELSE SAW IT]

L-Look, I'm havin' a hard enough time just dealin' with this without any snide comments from any busybodies!

[falleng0d]

[[ OOC: I have a permissions post if you're interested, otherwise Keima'll never have heard of Ranma or know anything about shows similar to gender-bending martial arts with hot or cold water! ]]

"What is more disturbing is how quick the dialogue of that NPC changed to meet your gender standard."

Astute, yet creepy observation.

[jusenkyoed]

I'll say. Guy didn't even flinch when it happened.

[backseat_dragon]

... I don't get it.

[jusenkyoed]

Get what.

[backseat_dragon]

Who is this girl?

Action

[hontobakabaka]

[Ruri just stares at Ranma's transformation]

"I see the town gave you that back. Much like I figured it would."

Action

[jusenkyoed]

[GODDAMN IT SHE KNOWS THAT VOICE]

You-- this is your fault!

[hontobakabaka]

"How is the return of your power my fault?"

[jusenkyoed]

You jinxed it!