eighth lesson [phone - stage 3→4]
[phone]
What's gotten into everyone here? Givin' away secrets like it's nothin'. Have you all gone crazy? Nah, scratch that. You're probably all crazy anyway. Look, I have secrets I wanna give away too, but too bad. You guys aren't gonna hear any of 'em. Deal with it.
[filtered to taiga aisaka]
Oi, Aisaka. I meant to tell you earlier. ...I'm kinda sorry for what I said. But y'know, considerin' that sometimes I do look at myself in the mirror, I can't see why I'd be interested in seein' any girl change in a locker room. So, sorry, but statement still stands. [TRUTHFULLY A JERK]
[filtered to misaka mikoto]
Hey, Mikoto! I wanted to say somethin', now that I'm thinkin' about it. Obviously, I'm real pissed that you were able to beat me like that, but I think in the future, I'm gonna wanna fight you again. It's been a while since I've met someone on your level, and that's the kinda opponent that interests me the most.
Though really, if I wind up pissin' you off, I'm gonna know to run now. So, yeah.
[fail!filtered to kuroko shirai]
...oi.
I think I'm gonna try that mask thing again. Thought you should know that.
[phone (again)]
So I thought about it, and I realized somethin'. I do have somethin' I wanna say. You guys are listenin' to me right now, right? As a guy? Well, listen to this.
[There's a splash on the other side! A feminine Megumi Hayashibara-like voice pops up on the other line!]
You guys still listenin'? Good. This is still Ranma Saotome here, if you're wonderin'. I change into a girl when I'm splashed with cold water, and back into a guy when splashed with hot water. I've gotten kinda used to this, but I know it's probably a weird thing here. Even if a lot of you are a hell of a lot weirder than I am. Before y'ask, it's a curse, I fell into a spring in China that a girl drowned in, and to change back for good, I gotta find the spring that a man drowned in.
I mean, it's not like this ain't a good thing. Hell, to be honest, I kinda like it sometimes. But I think it'd be less complicated for me and my fiancee to get married, if we ever do, with me still half a girl.
...y'know, I kinda wonder what she's doin' right now. Hopefully she didn't find some other jerk to hang around while I'm gone.
What's gotten into everyone here? Givin' away secrets like it's nothin'. Have you all gone crazy? Nah, scratch that. You're probably all crazy anyway. Look, I have secrets I wanna give away too, but too bad. You guys aren't gonna hear any of 'em. Deal with it.
[filtered to taiga aisaka]
Oi, Aisaka. I meant to tell you earlier. ...I'm kinda sorry for what I said. But y'know, considerin' that sometimes I do look at myself in the mirror, I can't see why I'd be interested in seein' any girl change in a locker room. So, sorry, but statement still stands. [TRUTHFULLY A JERK]
[filtered to misaka mikoto]
Hey, Mikoto! I wanted to say somethin', now that I'm thinkin' about it. Obviously, I'm real pissed that you were able to beat me like that, but I think in the future, I'm gonna wanna fight you again. It's been a while since I've met someone on your level, and that's the kinda opponent that interests me the most.
Though really, if I wind up pissin' you off, I'm gonna know to run now. So, yeah.
[fail!filtered to kuroko shirai]
...oi.
I think I'm gonna try that mask thing again. Thought you should know that.
[phone (again)]
So I thought about it, and I realized somethin'. I do have somethin' I wanna say. You guys are listenin' to me right now, right? As a guy? Well, listen to this.
[There's a splash on the other side! A feminine Megumi Hayashibara-like voice pops up on the other line!]
You guys still listenin'? Good. This is still Ranma Saotome here, if you're wonderin'. I change into a girl when I'm splashed with cold water, and back into a guy when splashed with hot water. I've gotten kinda used to this, but I know it's probably a weird thing here. Even if a lot of you are a hell of a lot weirder than I am. Before y'ask, it's a curse, I fell into a spring in China that a girl drowned in, and to change back for good, I gotta find the spring that a man drowned in.
I mean, it's not like this ain't a good thing. Hell, to be honest, I kinda like it sometimes. But I think it'd be less complicated for me and my fiancee to get married, if we ever do, with me still half a girl.
...y'know, I kinda wonder what she's doin' right now. Hopefully she didn't find some other jerk to hang around while I'm gone.