Taken from ashilleong...

[jussen]

Pretend we're dating.
Please write a fake break-up letter to me.
Include whatever fake excuses you want in it. Make it good.

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[ashilleong]

you smell like cheese
(but I like you anyway!)

[deathincmajor]

Justin,

There is no easy way for me to tell you this...but I have been chosen to go on an important space mission for NASA. Its all very top secret, but it involves Mars, and people living on it.

Those of us who have been chosen can't take our loved ones with us...so you must understand this has the end of us. I might come back one day...I might not.

But everytime the hot winds blow the red dirt across the rocky plains of the red planet, I will think of you.

All my love,

Mel

(Okay, so that was really REALLY lame, I'm sorry! -sob-)