Welcome to South Jersey: deposit all your teeth at the front door before fully entering.

[just2fun4u]

I have to kiss twice as much ass here to get half as much tip. PS- YOU SHOULD ALWAYS TIP YOUR SERVER 20% minimum for good service. And for excellent service, 25% or more. LEARN

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[lildiva720]

oh man.

lol... i stumbled upon ur LJ from the rowan community. i go to rowan too... RTF major...

im reading ur entry and wondering where u work b/c i just applied to about 23048 restaurants in this area and im a lil nervous. i live in Old Bridge and over the summer worked at the Manalapan Diner on Rt 9 [if u know where that is] and made $100/night working 5-11pm. so im hoping to make about the same...

south jersey sucks! lol

-steff

[personalityflaw]

at least your neighbors will be entertaining. Maybe you can witness some domestic disputes. Oh and experience the fun of filling out police reports as witness.

We arent all white trash, cheap bastards in South Jersey.

Just be happy you arent far enough south to get the rich pricks from Cape May in addition to the cheap asses from this area. THose people feel like they are doing you a favor by "coming all the way from Cape May" to shop at your store or eat in your restaurant .

Hmmm, what to get a girl such as yourself on their 20th birthday.... decisions, decisions.

something slightly amusing

[anonymous]

Attention Sorority girls, follow these easy steps and you'll be the coolest!

1. The first thing you should do every morning is walk home. It's not the "Walk of Shame" ladies, it's the "Stride of Pride!"

2. Get yourself a "24 hour key" to the local tanning place in town. Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like skin cancer.

3. If you must eat, your diet can only consist of: salad, fresh fruit, chocolate, cigarettes and bottled water.

4. Place your Greek letters somewhere on your AOL Instant Messenger buddy profile. Color coordination is preferred, but exceptions can totally be made with respect to holiday color schemes.

5. Don't worry about getting any STDs silly... you're on birth control. Public Enemy #1: Venereal Diseases

courtesy of your pal,
Jeremy =P

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[anonymous]

happy b day babe

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[anonymous]

^^^^^gregg^^^^^

[dkocolin]

some of us always tip at least 20%
mainly because the easiest way to tip is to move the decimal one place and double it

if the service is really good ill triple it

if it's semi decent, i'll round it up.. say the tip comes to $3.16 i'll throw down a fiver