Presidential Elections: Ruining Friendships since 1789

[just2fun4u]

Yesterday I voted for John Kerry And then the Yankees won the World Series, And pigs flew, And I won the lottery and cheese suddenly became good for you and Rowan went ivy league, and Barney started smoking crack with the kids on Sesame Street

Comments

[personalityflaw]

I seriously love and respect you

haha I love you

[anonymous]

there were a total of three people at work who voted for Bush, my friend Deanna, myself, and the manager, Joe. Which doesn't surprise me since we are the only ones there who do not have illigitimate children or need cash on a daily basis to nurse our drug habits. So funny how everyone thinks they're political savvy- and when you don't go around blabbing about your OPINIONS and regurgitating made up "facts" from Michael Moore, you're automatically "ashamed" to say that you voted for Bush. So stupid..I'm going to stop here before I become hypocritical.

Me: "Hey Dan, Mary voted for Bush too.."
Dan: "Really? Well that would make sense, since she's not a retarded douchebag."

:) Love ya!

[snortface]

I swear on my friends list only u were for bush. and i am too and yea I hate that "who did you vote for" cause god forbid you say opposite of what they had its the end of the world.
:)

You cannot see or hear it..

[anonymous]

but I am standing up and clapping for you.

Yet another AMAZING entry. the perfect blend of wit and social commentary.

i love you.

john.