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May 12, 2005 19:38


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Name:Ween
Age: 17
Sex: Vagina variety
Sexual Preference: girls, mainly. But i have a bf.
single/dating: taken bitches.
Location: San Antonio, Tx
Guiltiest pleasure: Masturbation
Something random: You are one bold cock sucking machine..
Yourself in 3 words: empatic, intense, insatiable
What makes you hottt [yes 3 't's]? I never said i was hottt. Personally, i dont think im any dfferent or better than the next person.
Name your 5 favourite bands/musicians: msi, tool,sublime, pink floyd, led zeppelin
Name your 3 favourite movies : eternal sunshine, tank girl, requiem for a dream
Name your 3 favourite stores: ross, goodwill, planet k
Name at least one favourite food: pizza, cheesecake, poptarts
Tell us something interesting about you or make us laugh:In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A freshman girl raised her hand and asked, "If I understand, you're saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar in male semen?"

"That's correct", responded the professor, going on to add statistical info.

Raising her hand again, the girl asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?"

After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor girl's face turned bright red, and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of class.... and never returned.

However, as she was going out the door, the Professor's reply was classic....

Totally straight-faced he answered her question, "It doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not the back of your throat."

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