why isnt every one mind readers and asking me to do stuff tonight???
:(

Dog still sick, woke up to see him in puke and poop, musta happened sometime during the night poor guy ( Read more... )

happy birthday to me

tonight i met someone that i wasnt sure if they were a man or a woman, and i thought i heard them say their name was stanley. i like to repeat peoples names cause i forget them easily, so i said stanley? and she said no, natalie

there better be some missed connection listings for me for my birthday today

awww man! Teddy Pendegrass Only You and now The Bar-Keys Soul Finger!! god i love R&B Classics channel ( Read more... )

Please go to donnatouch.com and vote for my friend Donna to send her to Vegas for a burlesque showdown! Please!

I don't usually see things that aren't really there, but I think I hear things that aren't really there

Sometimes I think Im a drug, sometimes a secret superhero, secret to myself too

My dog Otto has the base smell of maple syrup.

I have one of those annoying dry coughs
the kind that chokes you up
the kind that cough drops have no affect on
the really annoying kind
like I have TB or something
it also makes me grumpy
im gonna eat enchiladas for breakfast

I fucking hate the holidays!!

I emailed Mom:
What days were you thinking about going and coming back from bham?
Just in case im looking at flights too, like leaving weds coming back on saturday and its about $300

Mom:you are correct on the days - or come back Sunday - however it goes ( Read more... )