Savitzky will get a kick out of this

[just_al]

CEO: "Just Al is gonna be a dad" (yes he calls me Just Al)
Me: "Yep, very exicted"
CEO (walking away): "So gonna be twins, or triplets"
Me: "HEY HEY HEY, we'll have none of THAT" 

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[just_al]

The reason this is extra funny is a few years ago my buddy Alex IM'd me at work that he and Ruthie just had an ultrasound.

Trying solely to be a wise ass I ask "How many kids"

his reply.... "Two"

My followup "Holy shit!"