Lifes too short not too have sex with malaysian midget hookers

[just_an_asshole]

I put ten pieces of gum in my mouth and blew a huge bubble. Then it popped. Then it got in my hair. In my eyebrows. And on my eyelids. When i blink my eyelids stick to the top of my eyes then unstick and fall after a second or two. Yes im dirty deal wid it nukka fools. LOL ROFL LOL LMAO

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Movie

[anonymous]

Dude, why do you have a live journal? All i see in it is like the same 5 or 6 people commenting on every entry. Doesn't that make you think? And if you want emo lyrics, try these!

I'm a sailor, ooohhhh noooo!
Not a sailor! I cannot handle the burden of sailing!
I'm gonna go cry in my sailboat now...

"Sailers are so gay" an 'emo' thought by ross williams lol.

I'M A SAILOR!
WOO! A SAILOR!
I GET A NICE WHITE HAT!
AND SOME FISHY BOOTS!
I WANT TO KILL A WHALE! Hate lyrics by ross williams

I'm a pilot, oh my God
i'm such a fag compared to a SAILOR!
i'm gonna go cry in my airplane now. More emo from ross

BYE! Blessings from ross

THIS REALLY IS ROSS I CAN'T BELIEVE A READ A LIVE JOURNAL, dont worry though, this is a one time thing

Re: Movie

[just_an_asshole]

why is the subject movie

and i have a livejournal so i can show everyone i have a voice to be heard, that i can make a difference

or so i can read it later

Ross's LJ from last year www.livejournal.com/users/ballmaverick
and dieters www.livejournal.com/users/fromdowntown