If our school didnt have three giant black guys keeping the peace we would be screwed

[just_an_asshole]

Last night was gayish. I played monkey ball which was fun. Basically we just drove around saw one really hot milf in her jammies and ate at wendys where black people gave me dirty looks. On second thought it was the best night ever

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[favoritexmstake]

yeah. um.. you're gay.

[just_an_asshole]

tell me something i dont know

[favoritexmstake]

i had sex with your mom last night.

[just_an_asshole]

did you not hear me, something i dont know

but seriously i open-mouth kissed a horse once