If I were a month, I'd be: January... cause if even for a little, you feel like you have a fresh start
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Saturday... the day to party
If I were a time of day, I'd be: ten o'clock
If I were a planet, I'd be: Saturn, cause it has the most moons
If I were an animal, I'd be: a bunny
If I were a direction, I'd be: south
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: a stereo
If I were a liquid, I'd be: mountain blue powerade
If I were a tree, I'd be: a willow
If I were a bird, I'd be: a flamingo
If I were a tool, I'd be: a screwdriver :P
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: iris
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: a summer rain
If I were a season, I'd be: fall
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: a liger
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: a cello!... duh
If I were a measurement, I'd be: 2 meters
If I were a street sign, I'd be: young america rd.
If I were a color, I'd be: the color of the sky at sunset
If I were an emotion, I'd be: love
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: lettuce
If I were a sound, I'd be: a heart beat
If I were a font, I'd be: century gothic
If I were an element, I'd be: hydrogen
If I were a car, I'd be: a lancer, or a submarine car
If I were a song, I'd be: Push... Matchbox 20
If I were a picture, I'd be: a feather flating in the air
If I were a movie, I'd be: Someone Like You
If I were a place, I'd be: Lucerne
If I were a material, I'd be: egyptian cotton, 1000 thread count
If I were a language, I'd be: italian
If I were a book, I'd be: 101 French Verbs
If I were a meal, Id be: pasta
If I were a utensil, I'd be: tongs?
If I were a food I'd be: candy
If I were a scent, I'd be: nutmeg-peach
If I were a word, I'd be: lok
If I were a curse word, I'd be: bloody hell
If I were an object, I'd be: a cd player
If I were a body part, I'd be: toes
If I were a subject in school, I'd be: oceanography
If I were a shape, I'd be: a heart
If I were a symbol, I'd be: ~
If I were punctuation, I'd be: parenthesis
If I were a letter, I'd be: z
If I were a number, I'd be: 47
If I were an article of clothing, I'd be: tennis shoes