1. I need a cigarette: no thanks I'm good
2. Sex: Virgin
3. Relationships: He is a penis sometimes, but we'll see what happens
4. Your Last Ex: is My last ex
5. Power: RANGERS
6. Marijuana: Gets me high
7. Crack: is whack
8. Food: Yellow Jello makes me happy
9. This President: is retarded.
10. War: Honk for Peace
11. Car(s): Poor Thelma
12. Gas Prices: Make
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