Okay, not your average 5 yr old, but my niece, Emma. This kid says some of the funniest shit I have ever heard. For instance, the latest thing she said....

My brother and his fiancee were standing in the kitchen, and he says something like, "Hey Emma, Steph has a hairy butt."  So without missing a beat, Emma says, "Yea, well my mom's front butt is ( Read more... )

What is happening ( Read more... )

So yea its about 1:30 am and I have to be up for work at 5:30. Sweet. That is badass ( Read more... )

Hey dudes. Whats poppin. haha I said poppin. Effin loser.

I am in love with a porn star. I can't help it. He's just so fucking hot! Rob Rotten. Woot. Check out his site.  Not work friendly... :) Hes got a myspace thingy too, robrottenxxx. He's a badass. Its about time porn went punk.

Went to Sundance this weekend, to party for Amy's 21st. Good Times ( Read more... )

Okay, so its been a while since I've been on ( Read more... )

So I haven't been around for a long long time. I pretty much suck at this life thing. I definately messed up. Oh well. Seems thats what I do best. Anyways... I'm not gonna rant about it, but if you really want to read about some of the bull shit thats been going on, visit my other journal at inkedallover.bravejournal.com. Fun stuff. So how was ( Read more... )

Hey guys, this is the first time in months that I've been able to get on this site. Sorry about just disappearing, but the comp at my dads doesn't work and the one at my work blocked this site. So, I had to make another one. Check it out. inkedalloverits at bravejournal.com. I will probably retire this one and use that ( Read more... )

So, hows it going y'all? I went to Cleveland last Thursday, Maggie took me up to see New Found Glory. They were okay, but the highlight of the show was the second opening band, Reggie and The Full Effect. They were fucking awesome. I enjoyed them way more than NFG. Anyone who comes out and plays in bunny suits is alright in my book. They seriously ( Read more... )

Well, I just got back from getting my tattoo started! We did the outline and some of the shading of the center/star/circular part. It is going to be so fucking bad ass. We worked on it for about 3 hours. It felt good to be getting work done again. Its been too long. Mike Kerin is the greatest man ever. He is only charging me $100 per session. Thats ( Read more... )

Hey kids! Did ya miss me? I hope somebody did! I have been trying to get on and update but my dads comp insists on being a biotch. Fucker. Any ways. I had crazy weekend. The 31st was my brother's b-day so we had a kegger at his apartment on Friday. Oh man. His apartment is hella small. Also, we decided to get some blow right, and we bought a ball ( Read more... )