So confused...
I'm so confused...
And now for the best conversation I've had with Ferro...
Ferro: omgkenne asked mr mnich to talk to the dance teacher about makin us not wear them
poWder voMit: Oh man
poWder voMit: He WANTS to get hurt?
poWder voMit: Doesn't kenne play football?
Ferro: lol yes but jock straps are muuuuuch different
poWder voMit: I knwo that but its kinda the same purpose babe
Ferro: but jock strap nothings in my freakin ass
poWder voMit: its not in your ass babe.
Ferro: haha yes it is its all up in my crack
poWder voMit: Its not IN your ass- just up.
Ferro: alright well its all up my crack
Ferro: and thats not right for guyz
poWder voMit: Oh shut up
Ferro: hey i am not a girl i will not wear a thong lol
poWder voMit: K- don't wear it- and your penis will fall off....
Ferro: ahhhhh no i have never worn 1 and nothing has fallen off
Ferro: what are they afraid i mean whos gunn get hurt by my moving penis
poWder voMit: No wone will get hurt except for you. it hangs- it gets strained and stretched too much. and you get an 'injury' and sometimes it can lead to infection or some sort of permaneant damage
Ferro: what????? my penis does what????? without my permission???
poWder voMit: Yes. without your permission, because they're stubborn.
Ferro: how they fuck d they get strained im not using them for anything am i? lol
poWder voMit: ...dufus
Ferro: omg seriously tho thats scary i dont like foreign objects that close to my cornhole
Ferro: its not like she's asking you to shove a penis up there, babe.
poWder voMit: Lol
poWder voMit: brb babe
Ferro: hah k
poWder voMit: back
poWder voMit: I win
Ferro: penis the male reproductive organ that delivers sperm during intercourse (p. 805) hehe i have 1 of those
Ferro: how come there is no vagina in here
Ferro: was th dude gay who wrote this?
poWder voMit: Lol
poWder voMit: I dunno
poWder voMit: There were TWO guys so...I mean...long trips together in African deserts with no females around? Coulda gotten a little lonely under the prarie sky...
Ferro: ok who told u my summer vacation?
poWder voMit: Lol
Ferro: and u think im kidding
poWder voMit: I love you, Ferro.
Ferro: i kno so have my children now
poWder voMit: Okay. *gets ready for the sex*
Ferro: tomorrow it all goes down
poWder voMit: Okay
Ferro: im ready for that chocolate love
poWder voMit: Lol
Ferro: well um white chocolate lol
poWder voMit: Yeah
poWder voMit: Lol
poWder voMit: You ain't ready yet, boy.
poWder voMit: I'm too much woman for you to handle.
Ferro: :-(
poWder voMit: But I love you
Heh- we're cool...
GOTTA love the wyte boy...represent homie!
PEACE!
(subliminal message)
Lindsay is a veggieble