New York University?

[just_like_daddy]

So I've found myself a place to live outside the university. It seems like a good a place as any, I suppose

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[optimistickey]

I don't know that much about them exactly, but I do know that you really don't want them to bite you! So be careful.

[just_like_daddy]

I don't think anyone plans on being bitten by anything.

[inthephonebook]

They don't like light, they do like eating meet and dark tunnels. They have a lot of claws and their bite causes some kind of infection that doesn't respond to most treatments. They can climb most surfaces and they are damn fast. They seem to nest in the subways and underground tunnels.

Their astrological sign is Capricorn and they like Elvis, Golf on a lazy Sunday, and seeing movies with that special someone.

[just_like_daddy]

I see. Thanks for the feedback. What nuthouse did you drop out of?

[inthephonebook]

You're welcome.

I'm from Chicago. It's a city in the same country as Manhattan.

We have plenty of our own monsters back home, but most of them tend to be a bit more manageable in size. And usually I'm strong enough to deal with the ones that start any urban renewal efforts.