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[just_musik]

I got my fortune told by a Chinese bum yesterday. He made me throw some sticks around, and then told me I need to develop my moral integrity and generosity in order to...shit, what was it he said...Ah, to smooth the way before me

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[kickinyourteeth]

His name is Zhuang.

[wakedance]

Of course you're on a first name basis with the subway prophet.

[kickinyourteeth]

He always knows when it's going to rain.

[wakedance]

So does channel 5.

[black_in_motion]

Unless there were actual chicken bones involved, don't believe a word.

[just_musik]

I wouldn't trust someone who kills chickens in order to see the future. Seems like a pagan ritual sacrifice.

Zhuang seemed more honest than that. I mean, he rides the 4 train. That's basically hard proof of sincerity. Why would he lie?

[finger_walking]

It's called 'voodoo'.

[just_musik]

It's called a joke.

[enjoyth3silence]

So it's news to you that there are strange people in New York?

[just_musik]

Not really. What's really news to me is that you still owe me a drink.

[enjoyth3silence]

You ran into me. And also, running into someone doesn't mean they have to buy you a drink. So not really.

[just_musik]

You also insulted my honor.

Man, you just need to take a damn chill pill. You know what, forget the fucking drink. I'm gonna take you to see Zhuang.