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[notsamskeeper]

Happy Birthday, Sammy. Another year older, and still growin'. Like some kind of freakish oak tree. Anyway, tonight, baby brother, the stripper is on me.

Enjoy!

Comments

[imnot_likeyou]

... Dude. No.

[notsamskeeper]

Okay, fine. Two hookers. You like twins, right?

[imnot_likeyou]

No. No hookers, no strippers.

[notsamskeeper]

Dude, you suck. We're not sitting around watching porn all night...