When did my life get so fuckin' monotonous?

You know, if I my real social life was as active as my made up one was, I would never be sitting home alone watching reruns of The Waltons.

... I'm the last person in the world who should be watching reruns of the fucking Waltons.

So it's official! My first children's book is going to be published!

My sister seems to think it'd be hilarious if I used my penname for it. My publisher however isn't too fond of the idea. But then again, my sister is just twisted that way.

I used to hate hearing these words, and I never thought I'd be the one saying them, but it's so true.

I miss the carefree youthful days of highschool.

How does one get ink out of their teeth??! *Hiding shiny black teeth.*

How do you know if it's time to propose?  ...you know, for future reference.

What did I do to him?

You know, sometimes I really shouldn't listen to songs.  I'm currently a pile of goo after listening to this.

That said, I really need to find a new hobby or something, so I need a suggestion or two.  I fear that if I don't find something new to try,  I'll make myself permanent goo.  :p

There isn't anything quite like the feel of winter in Manhattan.

[Checks her phone and sighs, finger resting over a familiar name in her contacts list in an action that she's done dozens of times over the last year.]

Or the start of a New Year.

[Shakes her head and pockets the phone, ducking inside of a local coffee shop.]One thing's for certain ( Read more... )

Mmmm.. I forgot how delicious Mexican can be.