A trip to the fucking dentist.

[just_savannah]

I'm bored. No, I mean like... really bored. Seriously. This is me being the epitome of bored. I also wanted to announce that I'm giving up that dream of being a writer. The cult of vampires that kidnapped me and freakin' drank my blood spoiled that dream all to hell. The big fat one laughed as he ripped up my Rednax/Legna/Hannavas fiction that I

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[bloody_wanker]

I have to agree, Logan is ...biteable

[just_savannah]

Yes, biteable as in blunt teeth, not sharp teeth. We'd want him alive, 'cause warm, hello?

... you're very daring making a comment like that.

[bloody_wanker]

Should I say that he's nummy instead? He is actually ... Wot? Can't a fella lust after 'nother fella? Er...right.

[just_savannah]

No, lust ahead. I'm all for the slash. Just the talk of teeth after I started in about taking all vampires to the dentist? Sorta daring, a bit endearing too.

[im_method]

I don't mind you calling me by the shortened version of my name, but let's get one thing straight here. It's Kenn with two n's. Got it?

I'd hate to have to give you more pushups. Yeah, right. I'd totally dig giving you more. Just give me a reason.

[just_savannah]

Yeah, Ken. I mean, Kenn.

What's with the pushups anyway? How will they help me slay?

[im_method]

The pushups are for you to do, not to question. Trust me on that one.

[_faceofanangel_]

You wrote Rednax/Legna/Hannavas fiction?

[just_savannah]

I did.

But it's gone now. ALL GONE.

*cries*

[_faceofanangel_]

You could always.. try it again? I bet it'll, um, even be better than the first one.

[just_savannah]

You so don't understand. Rednax had finally admitted to Legna that he was in love with him. It was beautiful. The dialogue was perfection.

... they laughed. The stupid vampires laughed at it AND bit me. They laughed and tore it into pieces. Nothing can take that back.