[open] sometimes it just ain't worth chewing through the leather straps in the morn...

[moon_inher_eye]

Okay, I know that dude in that band did it? But I've never had a request for this sorta thing...and if you really knew how long I've been doing this, you'd see why it's so fucking funny.

So I get this guy who comes in and wants a cock that hangs below his knees. His exact words to me...that's when he whips out this sketch he did of a rooster in a noose that he wants on his shin.

Who requests this shit? Seriously?!