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Detective (who shall remain nameless), I have a nice shiny law degree from a damn good university. I studied that law for three years, and have been practicing pretty much since I passed the bar. I understand that you've been working the beat for what, twenty years or so? So you know the law relatively well. You probably know how to do your job very well. I will give you that.
However, don't you dare presume that just because my hair doesn't happen to be the same shade of salt and pepper gray that I don't know what I'm doing. I have a very thorough experience with the law, and I do know what I'm talking about. Just because I have a great set of legs doesn't mean I don't have an equally great brain, and could probably talk you in circles before we even got started. I'm not saying that you're old -- you just can't get it up the way you used to. I'm sure the missus laments that greatly.
Also, make another comment about my ass in front of a client again? And I'll slap you with a sexual harassment suit so fast you won't even realize that it's happened until your wages are being garnished to pay the settlement.
God, I hate working with cops.
However, don't you dare presume that just because my hair doesn't happen to be the same shade of salt and pepper gray that I don't know what I'm doing. I have a very thorough experience with the law, and I do know what I'm talking about. Just because I have a great set of legs doesn't mean I don't have an equally great brain, and could probably talk you in circles before we even got started. I'm not saying that you're old -- you just can't get it up the way you used to. I'm sure the missus laments that greatly.
Also, make another comment about my ass in front of a client again? And I'll slap you with a sexual harassment suit so fast you won't even realize that it's happened until your wages are being garnished to pay the settlement.
God, I hate working with cops.