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Is there a way to know that the universe has it in for you? And I'm not talking God (not that he wouldn't have reason, I did sue the guy - or, the church, but I'm digressing). I'm talking the cosmos, here. I think the cosmos is against me being happy or being in a functional relationship. If it isn't the mediocre sex, it's the juggling.
And, I'm not talking circus juggling. I've never actually been able to do that kind of juggling.
I'm talking about date juggling. I don't do it. Juggle. It's a principle I have. Yet, here I am, juggling two men. I accepted my first date with an...old guy and right then, then is when the universe sends me attractive men in droves. I walked back with Michael (the old guy) after having dinner with him and I swear every man we passed was young and yummy and...lickable.
But...that's besides the point. The point, here, is that I dated two people and the cosmos decided to bite me in the ass.
I'm dating a father and son.
And no, I did not know they were father in son you...sickos. But, I do know that I don't know what I'm going to do.
And, I'm not talking circus juggling. I've never actually been able to do that kind of juggling.
I'm talking about date juggling. I don't do it. Juggle. It's a principle I have. Yet, here I am, juggling two men. I accepted my first date with an...old guy and right then, then is when the universe sends me attractive men in droves. I walked back with Michael (the old guy) after having dinner with him and I swear every man we passed was young and yummy and...lickable.
But...that's besides the point. The point, here, is that I dated two people and the cosmos decided to bite me in the ass.
I'm dating a father and son.
And no, I did not know they were father in son you...sickos. But, I do know that I don't know what I'm going to do.