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[secrettalents]

I cannot stand it anymore! It's maddening, the sounds, the fact that I am forced to endure it repeatedly. How can one person eat in such an annoying and inconsiderate way?

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Busted!

[not_a_clotpole]

Merlin...are you talking about me?

oh snap!

[secrettalents]

What? ..oh, no, sire. [most unconvincing lie ever.] Of course I didn't mean you.

[not_a_clotpole]

"Suuuure you didn't. As if you're one to talk, I've seen you eat."

[secrettalents]

What's wrong with the way I eat? ..well, aside from having too much in the way of elbows.