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[just_theroux]

“Intimacy,” I said to myself, shuffling in bare feet and underwear through the kitchen, “turns me on.” Over the next few minutes, I colored in Cap’n Crunch’s moustache with a black sharpie and groaned in slight agony from the light inside the refrigerator. I stand there for too long, with the door open and my eyes closed, waiting for an imaginary

Comments

[c_bale]

Diapers aren't cheap. Especially the adult ones.

[just_theroux]

If you weren't hot, I would think you were a complete sicko.

[darrymore]

I really liked this post.

[just_theroux]

well thank you for taking the time to say so

[just_theroux]

Good question. No, actually. I bought a dozen donuts and ate them pretty much all day. And by day, I mean morning.

[lucyalexisliu]

Decisions regarding bagels are more difficult than you'd think they would be: are you feeling boring enough to settle for plain, comfortable enough for the good ol' cinnamon raisin standby, or are you in the mood to soaking up everything that an everything bagel has to offer?

de Rossi did a good job getting me properly inebriated this weekend (not that she had to try hard at all) so I'm back in New York. Give me a call sometime.

[just_theroux]

I sure will. Maybe we can do something Monday. Friday and Saturday nights are so unhip.

[ggein]

all that could be said about peaches the fruit could also be said about peaches the singer, and that's why she rocks it. personally, i'm not afraid of anything. except everyone else.

[just_theroux]

I'm afraid of Americans.